I'm a Homosensual

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
polyolefinprince
headspace-hotel

This sounds like a fucking shitpost, but trump completely destroyed the east wing of the White House

happybean17

Oh my fucking God. They completely demolished the entire east wing. The whole thing is rubble now. Trump just tore down half of the White House.

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(picture from the article linked above)

This was supposedly done in preparation for construction of his self involved ballroom project, but he had claimed before that no changes would be made to the existing building structure. And now half of this unbelievably historic building is gone.

headspace-hotel

i'm reblogging these pictures because...yeah, in the most literal way possible, one-third of the White House, the USA's most famous, iconic and symbolic historic building, was just completely fucking obliterated

dragonbear-owlturtle
andisupreme

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

andisupreme

Good news. At work today I heard her and some of the other coworkers recounting the retreat, so I went over and I told her "Just so you know, and I mean this genuinely, sincerely, with all love in my heart and not a negative feeling in my body, asking someone their pronouns while you are drunk as a skunk is the funniest thing I've ever seen."

She had absolutely no memory of the conversation of course, but cracked up upon hearing it. When I told her that "They/them/thy" is branded into my brain forever, she immediately went "Pop OFF, your honor!"

So apparently she is exactly as funny when sober.

skiingcows

Anonymous asked:

I just learned that the Louvre heist was most certainly done for some rich collector, the jewels won't make it back to their original country. Apparently history says most heists like this happen because someone like Trump or Bezos wants them for private collection, some underworld criminals are hired to rob the museum, and the jewels are not gonna be seen possibly ever again :(

batmanisagatewaydrug answered:

I mean at risk of sounding like a huge cunt I’m not sure what about the theft led you to believe that it was committed by kindhearted good guy thieves with noble aims. usually when people steal things they are in fact trying to make money. extremely high profile theft of easily identifiable jewels isn’t generally a good strategy for repatriation. like I’m sorry but Leverage isn’t real.

serbridford
pocketsizedpanther

Yall be careful!

naamahdarling

"it's all fake looking ugly slop! Weird fingers! You can always tell!"

I need you to realize that literally none of these things are true, and that by continuing to believe them, you are making yourself gullible.

megafreeman

This is so important. AI is ever evolving, especially with trillions being invested into it. There are no more weird fingers at all.

I have run into several videos into my feed thst I wouldn't have been able to tell they were AI if it weren't for the watermark alone. Especially ones posing as police body cam, security cameras and other similar low quality cameras.